What Do? Jokes - Page 16

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
An alarm cluck.

What do you get if you cross a new-born snake with a basketball?
A bouncing baby boa.

What do you call an overweight ET?
An extra cholesterol.

What do you call a lady magician?
Trixie.

What do you call a ninety year old ant?
An antique.

What do you call a bee that's had a spell cast on him?
Bee-witched.

What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
Lily.

What do you get if you cross a tourist and an elephant?
Something that carries it's own trunk.

What do you get if you cross a vegetable with a 26 mile run?
A marrowthon.

What do you call a man with legal documents on his head?
Will.