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What do you call, and what do you get, jokes

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What do you get if you cross a tourist and an elephant?
Something that carries it's own trunk.
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What do you get if you cross a vegetable with a 26 mile run?
A marrowthon.
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What do you call a man with legal documents on his head?
Will.
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What do you call a man with a duck on his head?
Donald.
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What do you get if you cross a pig with Count Dracula?
A hampire.
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What do you get if you cross a traffic warden with a dog?
A barking ticket.
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What do you call a bee which is born in the month of May?
A maybee.
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What do you call a snake that becomes a Canadian law officer?
Mountie Python.
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What do you call a convict who dresses up as a clown?
Silicon.
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What do you call a cat that tells jokes?
A witty kitty.

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