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What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
A shaggy dogs tale.
What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?
A dog that has somewhere to store its own lead.
What do you call an alcoholic dog?
A whino.
What do cars do at the disco?
Brake dance.
What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?
A Moosician.
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to go swimming?
An octopuss.
What do you get if you cross an famous Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?
Toot and Car Man.
What do you call a person who draws amusing pictures of motor vehicles?
A car-toonist.
What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after taking a bath?
Polly unsaturated.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a duck?
A bird that lays down.
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