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What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo?
A stripey jumper.
What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?
A lot of crackling on the line.
What do you call a crazy spaceman?
An astronut.
What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?
Something from another universe -ity.
What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set?
A boa constructor.
What do you get if you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?
A honey bunny.
What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?
A hip hopper.
What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
A zebra.
What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?
Lily.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An Impasta.
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