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What do you call, and what do you get, jokes

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What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
A zebra.
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What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?
Lily.
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What do you call a fake noodle?
An Impasta.
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What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
A shaggy dogs tale.
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What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?
A dog that has somewhere to store its own lead.
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What do you call an alcoholic dog?
A whino.
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What do cars do at the disco?
Brake dance.
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What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?
A Moosician.
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What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to go swimming?
An octopuss.
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What do you get if you cross an famous Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?
Toot and Car Man.

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