What Do? Jokes - Page 14

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo?
A stripey jumper.

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?
A lot of crackling on the line.

What do you call a crazy spaceman?
An astronut.

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?
Something from another universe -ity.

What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set?
A boa constructor.

What do you get if you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?
A honey bunny.

What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?
A hip hopper.

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
A zebra.

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?
Lily.

What do you call a fake noodle?
An Impasta.