What Do? Jokes - Page 13

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a skunk?
A fowl smell.

What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?
A slippery customer.

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?
Tarzan stripes forever.

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo?
A stripey jumper.

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?
A lot of crackling on the line.

What do you call a crazy spaceman?
An astronut.

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?
Something from another universe -ity.

What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set?
A boa constructor.

What do you get if you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?
A honey bunny.

What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?
A hip hopper.