What Do? Jokes - Page 12

What do you call a fly that has no wings?
A walk.

What do you call a large pack of black and white spotted dogs that are boring?
101 Dull-matians.

What do you call an overweight Egyptian mummy?
Two ton Carmen.

What do you call a stupid vampire?
A clot.

What do you call a man who is able to complete a job in just 30 seconds?
Arthur Minute.

What do you call cattle that have a sense of humor?
Laughing stock.

What do you get if you cross a zebra and a pig?
Striped sausages.

What do you call a man who lives on the sheltered side of a hill?
Lee.

What do you call a veterinary surgeon with laryngitis?
A hoarse doctor.

What do you get if you cross a giant ape with a prisoner?
King Kongvict.