What Do? Jokes - Page 11

What do you call a boy who can make a voice sound louder?
Mike.

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?
A really long hairbrush.

What do you call a dog that works in a library?
A hush-puppy!

What do you call a fly that has no wings?
A walk.

What do you call a large pack of black and white spotted dogs that are boring?
101 Dull-matians.

What do you call an overweight Egyptian mummy?
Two ton Carmen.

What do you call a stupid vampire?
A clot.

What do you call a man who is able to complete a job in just 30 seconds?
Arthur Minute.

What do you call cattle that have a sense of humor?
Laughing stock.

What do you get if you cross a zebra and a pig?
Striped sausages.