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What do you call, and what do you get, jokes

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What do you call the creature that lives in the Himalayas and walks at less than one mile an hour?
The abominably slow man.
Submitted by: Jason
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What do you call a sweet that makes you sneeze?
A chew.
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What do you call a caveman who is wandering slowly around the place?
A meanderthal man.
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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a line of people waiting to catch a bus?
A queue jumper.
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What do you call a teddy bear who has been left at the alter by his bride-to-be?
Jilted.
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What do you call a dinosaur that likes to wear a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex.
Submitted by: JB
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What do you call a salad that is a coward?
A chicken salad.
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What do you call a teddy bear that becomes a member of parliament?
Elected.
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What do you call a horse that lives next door to you?
A neigh-bour.
Submitted by: Julie
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What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a knight of the round table?
A bite in shining armour.

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