What did one cloud say to the other one?
Let's be Cirrus.
What did the plumber say to his girlfriend called Flo when he wanted to find a new girlfriend?
It's all over Flo.
What did one candle say to the other?
You keep getting on my wick.
What did one angel say to the other?
Halo there!
What did the bookworm say to the librarian?
Can I burrow this book please?
What did the baby light bulb say to its mother?
I love you watts and watts.
What did the ground say to the rain?
If you keep this up, my name will be mud.
What did the gorilla say when he saw his new nephew?
Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle.
What did the egg say to the chef?
I'm too young to fry!
Why did the theatre manager find a new job?
He wanted a change of scenery.
What did they say to a giant ape when he won the American lottery?
Kong-ratulations.
Why did the atom cross the road?
It was time for him to split.