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What did one magnet say to the other magnet?
You are very attractive.
You are very attractive.
What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?
Sorry, I'm a little horse today.
Sorry, I'm a little horse today.
What did Tarzan say to Jane when he came home from a hard day at work?
It's a jungle out there.
It's a jungle out there.
What did the frog order when he went to McDonald's?
A hoppy meal.
A hoppy meal.
What did the burglar say to the watchmaker when he robbed the watch store?
Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.
Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.
What did the monk say when he returned to his monastery on completing a trip round the world?
The world is my cloister.
The world is my cloister.
What did the nut say when it sneezed?
Cashew!
Cashew!
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
You're real fun to hang around with.
You're real fun to hang around with.
What did one computer say to the other computer?
You've got a nice interface.
You've got a nice interface.
What did the thief say when he robbed the glue factory?
This is a stickup!
This is a stickup!
What did the rabbits say when they were caught in the vegetable patch?
Lettuce alone!
Lettuce alone!
What did the mother mole say to her son?
Where in earth have you been?
Where in earth have you been?