What did the cookie say to the unhappy cake?
'Hey, what's eating you?'
What did Caesar say to Cleopatra?
Toga-ether we can rule the world.
What did one bee say to the other bee on a hot summer day?
Swarm today, isn't it?
What did one firefly say to the other one?
Got to glow now.
What did Cinderella Dolphin wear to the ball?
Glass flippers.
What did the road say to the bridge?
You make me cross.
What did the wallpaper say to the wall?
I've got you covered.
What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.
What did one candle say to the other candle?
Let's go out tonight.
What did the aardvark call his dog?
Aard-bark!
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
What did the bald man say when he was given a comb as a birthday present?
Thanks, I'll never part with it.