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Here are the 'What did the' jokes. There are 32 jokes in this category.

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What did one candle say to the other?
You keep getting on my wick.
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What did the plumber say to his girlfriend called Flo when he wanted to find a new girlfriend?
It's all over Flo.
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What did one cloud say to the other one?
Let's be cirrus.
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What did the mother mole say to her son?
Where in earth have you been?
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What did the rabbits say when they were caught in the vegetable patch?
Lettuce alone!
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What did the thief say when he robbed the glue factory?
This is a stickup!
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What did one computer say to the other computer?
You've got a nice interface.
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What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
You're real fun to hang around with.
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What did the nut say when it sneezed?
Cashew!
Submitted by: Rob
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What did the monk say when he returned to his monastery on completing a trip round the world?
The world is my cloister.

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