What Did? Jokes - Page 1

What did one angel say to the other?
Halo there!

What did one candle say to the other?
You keep getting on my wick.

What did the plumber say to his girlfriend called Flo when he wanted to find a new girlfriend?
It's all over Flo.

What did one cloud say to the other one?
Let's be cirrus.

What did the mother mole say to her son?
Where in earth have you been?

What did the rabbits say when they were caught in the vegetable patch?
Lettuce alone!

What did the thief say when he robbed the glue factory?
This is a stickup!

What did one computer say to the other computer?
You've got a nice interface.

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
You're real fun to hang around with.

What did the nut say when it sneezed?
Cashew!