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What Did? Jokes
What did one light bulb say to the other?
I'm going out tonight.
What Did? Jokes
What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?
"He's a real fun guy [fungi]."
What Did? Jokes
What did the egg in the monastery say?
'Out of the frying-pan, into the friar.'


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

What is an elephants favourite movie?
Elephantasia.

Wife

I take my wife out every night, but she always manages to find her way home.

Politicians

Honesty in politics is much like oxygen. The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes.

A Pencil

What do you call a pencil when it stops rolling?
Stationary.

Keyhole

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike'n see you through the keyhole.

Send

When you send a lazergram don't forget the Zap code.

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