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What Did? Jokes
What did one light bulb say to the other?
I'm going out tonight.
What Did? Jokes
What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?
"He's a real fun guy [fungi]."
What Did? Jokes
What did the egg in the monastery say?
'Out of the frying-pan, into the friar.'


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Keep

What can you keep even though you have given it to someone?
Your word.

Bell

Q: What did they award the man that invented the door knocker?
A: The No-bell Prize.

Doctors

When are doctors just like comedians?
When they have you in stitches.

Computers

What do you get when you cross a dog and a computer?
A machine that has a bark worse than its byte.

Overweight

Overweight just sorta of snacks up on you.

Mushrooms

What did the boy mushroom say to the girl mushroom?
Hey, I'm a fun guy!

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