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What Did? Jokes
What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?
"He's a real fun guy [fungi]."
What Did? Jokes
What did the egg in the monastery say?
'Out of the frying-pan, into the friar.'

Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories


How do you make a sad skeleton laugh?
You tickle it's funny bone.


This bloke said to my brother, 'I think I'm a clock you know.'
My brother said, 'Well don't get wound up about it.'


Notice - If you notice this notice you will notice its not worth noticing

Milk Shakes

Where do milk shakes come from?
Nervous cows.

There are three ways a man can wear his hair - parted - unparted or departed.

Getting Old

You know you're getting old when you turn out the lights for economic reasons instead of romantic ones.

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