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What Did? Jokes
What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?
"He's a real fun guy [fungi]."
What Did? Jokes
What did the egg in the monastery say?
'Out of the frying-pan, into the friar.'


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Horses

The thunder god went for a ride on his favourite horse,
'I'm Thor' he cried.
The horse replied:
'You forgot the thaddle, thilly.'

Ants

Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.

Grandad

'Grandad, do you know how to croak?'
I don't think so, Steven, why?"
'Because Dad says he'll be rich when you do.'

What goes up but never comes down?
Your age.

Dogs

Did you hear about the dog that ate nothing but garlic?
His bark was much worse than his bite.

Forget the Joneses, I keep up with the Simpsons.

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