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Scottish Jokes and Humour
What do you call a Scottish parrot?
A Macaw.
Submitted by: JJ
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Doctor: So what is Hamish complaining about now?>
Nurse: He says that he recovered before all his medicine was finished so he wants a refund on the cost of his prescription.
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What did one highland cow say to the other one?
Och aye the moo.
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What do you call a Scotsman with a castle on his head?
Fort William.
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Hamish walks into a posh Scottish restaurant and the waiter says: "Canapé for you sir?"
So Hamish says: "That's very generous of you. I'll have the lobster."
Scottish Jokes and Humour
How did the Scottish dog feel when it saw the Loch Ness monster?
Terrier-fied.
Submitted by: Billy
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How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Och! It's no that dark.
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A herd of highland cows are standing in a field in Scotland.
Which one is on holiday?
The one with the wee calf.
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Which famous Scottish poet is really setting the place on fire?
Robert Burns.
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Did you hear about the new Scottish football team whose players don't know each other?
They're called Glasgow Strangers.

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