'How many people work in your office?'
'Oh, about half.'
'How much vacation will I get here?'
'A month. Two weeks when the boss goes on vacation and two weeks when you go.'
'What do you do for a living?'
'As little as possible.'
'What time do you start to work?'
'Oh, about two hours after I get there.'
'Who told you that you can be lazy around the office just because I kissed you last night?'
'My lawyer.'
'Why are you late for work?'
'There are eight people in our family, and the alarm was set for seven.'
Always laugh heartily about your boss's jokes. He may be giving you a loyalty test.
I always laugh at my boss's jokes. It doesn't give me a lift, but it may get me a raise.
I may get to work late, but I make it up by leaving early.
I've been in hot water so often I feel like a teabag.
My boss will not let me make any personal calls at the office, and my wife and daughter will not let me make them at home.
My friend wants to work in a bank. He thinks there is money in it.