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Office Humor
A new supply of round tuits has arrived and are available from your secretary.
Anyone who has been putting off work until they got a round tuit now has no excuse for further procrastination.
Office Humor
Rules:
(1) The boss is always right.
(2) When the boss is wrong, refer to rule 1.
Office Humor
I overheard two dissatisfied colleagues talking today, one was saying that he was going to work for Euro Disney because he was fed up with his present job and wanted to work for a real Mickey Mouse Operation.
Office Humor
Having just received a great promotion, John was excited about his new position, new status and new office. He was checking through the desk vacated by his predecessor when he came upon a letter, attached to three envelopes, made out to him. The letter told him that if he got into trouble he should open the first envelope. "Make sure you open them in order and only if there is a real emergency," warned the letter. John laughed but filed the envelopes away. Sure enough, within a month he felt the heat and decided to give envelope number one a chance. He opened it and it said, "Blame your predecessor!" So John went to his boss and told him how the bum he had replaced had messed things up and that it would take him time to get things back on track. And, with hard work, he did get the problems resolved. Everything went fine for several more months before, once again, all hell broke loose. In desperation, John opened the second letter. It advised him to "Reorganize!" So John went to his boss and told him the solution would mean a drastic reorganization. After this was done relative calm prevailed. But the day inevitably came when another disaster struck. With trembling hands, John opened the third, and final, envelope. The advice? "Make up three more envelopes!"


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Cows

What do you call a cow that likes to eat long grass?
A lawn moo-er.

Witches

Why did the witch drop out of school?
She couldn't spell.

Ghosts

What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall?
The nightmayor.

Indigestion

Waiter: And what will you have to follow your main course, sir?
Diner: Most likely indigestion.

The Internet

Who surfs the Internet and goes, 'Choo, Choo'?
Thomas the Search Engine.

Dentists

Did you hear about the dentist and the manicurist?
They are always fighting tooth and nail.

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