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Office Humor - Page 3
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You can name your own salary here. I call mine Fred.
We the unwilling, led by the unqualified, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful.
If at first you don't succeed, have you considered becoming a personnel officer?
Performance Reviews
"Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom.....and has started to dig."
"His men would follow him anywhere...but only out of morbid curiosity."
"This employee is really not so much of a 'has-been', but more of a definite 'won't be'."
"Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."
"He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle."
"Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom.....and has started to dig."
"His men would follow him anywhere...but only out of morbid curiosity."
"This employee is really not so much of a 'has-been', but more of a definite 'won't be'."
"Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."
"He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle."
I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up.
If at first you don't succeed, delegate it.
Pride, Commitment, Teamwork. Words we use to get you to work for free.
Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself.
If at first you don't succeed, try management.
The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.