Office Humor - Page 2

You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You're not paid enough to worry.

Job Applicant: Have you got an opening for me?
Boss: Yes, and don't slam it on the way out.

Boss: "I've decided to use humor in the office. Experts say humor helps to ease tension, which is important in the times when the work force is being reduced."
"Knock knock."
Employee: "Who's there?"
Boss: "Not you anymore."

Shall we bring in a consultant, or shall we screw it up ourselves?

Have you noticed that your boss is the only one who watches the clock during the coffee break.

I like my job it's the work I hate.

We call our boss caterpillar.
He got where he is by crawling.

The manager started his speech at 10 a.m. sharp and ended at 11 a.m. dull.

I overheard two dissatisfied colleagues talking today, one was saying that he was going to work for Euro Disney because he was fed up with his present job and wanted to work for a real Mickey Mouse Operation.

My boss didn't come into work today. He called this morning and said he was having a vision problem. When I asked what was wrong, he replied, "I just can't see myself at work today."