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Check out our collection of jokes and hilarious stories about the medical profession! These jokes are sure to bring some much-needed laughter.
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Do you suffer from Dan Druff?
Well, just tell him to go away and leave you alone.
Well, just tell him to go away and leave you alone.
Head Nurse: How is that new patient doing?
Nurse: He's a real pain. Yesterday, he cried all day just because he lost four teeth.
Head Nurse: What's wrong with that? I'd be pretty upset if I lost four teeth.
Nurse: From his comb?
Nurse: He's a real pain. Yesterday, he cried all day just because he lost four teeth.
Head Nurse: What's wrong with that? I'd be pretty upset if I lost four teeth.
Nurse: From his comb?
George: Is your father still in the hospital?
William: Yes. He's in the Expensive Care Unit.
William: Yes. He's in the Expensive Care Unit.
'Is Florida really a good place for rheumatism?'
'Sure it is. That's where I got mine.'
'Sure it is. That's where I got mine.'
He discovered a sure cure for amnesia but kept forgetting what it was.
Most hospitals have the recovery room in the wrong place. It should be near the cashier's office.
What a hospital! Three o'clock in the morning, they wake you up to give you a sleeping pill.
What does one send to a sick florist?
What do you call a nurse who is very clumsy?
A medicine dropper.
A medicine dropper.
Insomnia isn't anything to lose sleep over.