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Here are more of our really ancient knock knock jokes.

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Knock Knock Jokes
Knock knock,
Who's there?
Kermit.
Kermit who?
Kermit a crime and you will go to jail.
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Norma
Norma who?
Normally the butler opens the door.
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wendy
Wendy who?
Wendy red red robin goes bob bob bobbin along.
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ida
Ida who?
Ida awful day at work today.
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No, thanks, I prefer pistachios.
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
.
Alf who?
Alf feed the dog while you're away on vacation!
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Kisses.
Kisses who?
Kisses your boyfriend here!
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock
Who's there ?
jewel
jewel who?
jewel see better if you open the door
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pig
Pig who?
Pig on someone your own size!
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water our chances of winning the lottery?

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