Knock Knock Jokes - Page 6

Knock knock,
Who's there?
Heywood.
Heywood who?
Heywood you open the door?

Knock, knock.
Who's them?
Zoom.
Zoom who?
Zoom did you expect?

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita drink of water.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Lionel
Lionel who?
Lionel roar if you stand on it's tail.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Francis.
Francis who?
Francis where French people live.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Thunder.
Thunder who?
Thunder the table.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah phone I could use?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fortification.
Fortification who?
Fortification, we're going to Florida.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke behind you, there's a great big monster.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justine.
Justine who?
Justine time.