Knock Knock Jokes - Page 5

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Demure.
Demure who?
Demure the merrier.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Millicent.
Millicent who?
Millicent me over to borrow some money from you.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Liz.
Liz who?
Liz see what you look like.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ross.
Ross who?
Ross beef and Yorkshire pudding.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waiter.
Waiter who?
Waiter round and you'll find out.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Faye.
Faye who?
Fayeding away.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ifor.
Ifor who?
Iforgot my key.

Knock Knock.
Who’s There?
Howl.
Howl Who?
Howl you know unless you open the door?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Aaron the side of caution, just to be safe.