Knock Knock Jokes - Page 5

Here are more of our really ancient knock knock jokes.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tarzan.
Tarzan who?
Tarzan stripes forever.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Summer.
Summer who?
Summer good, some are bad.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sloane.
Sloane who?
Sloanely outside - let me in.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Perry.
Perry who?
Perry well, thank you.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pear.
Pear who?
Pear of shoes.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana be alone.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fanta.
Fanta who?
Fanta Claus.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Distress.
Distress who?
Distress is brand new.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah counting for taste.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Onya.
Onya who?
Onya marks, get set, go.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Red.
Red who?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ooze.
Ooze who?
Ooze that knocking at my door?

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