Knock Knock Jokes - Page 40 - With 2 More Jokes and Funny Stories

Here are more of our really ancient knock knock jokes.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Iran
Iran who?
Iran all the way here.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Monkey.
Monkey who?
Monkey is not working, that's why I knocked.

Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Yo' momma's so fat, the local police force hired her to be a roadblock!

What is made of wood but can't be sawed?
Sawdust.

Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand

You know you're a redneck if in your wedding picture, you had a toothpick in your mouth.

Yo momma's so old, the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment!

Apathy rules - so what?

What do you call an insect that has forgotten the words of the song?
A humbug.

What type of jewelry do witches like to wear?
Charm bracelets.

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