Knock Knock Jokes - Page 38 - With 12 More Jokes and Funny Stories

Here are more of our really ancient knock knock jokes.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel, that's why I knocked.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Freddie.
Freddie who?
Freddie or not, here I come.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Quacker.
Quacker who?
Quacker'n other bad joke and I'm leaving.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Spider.
Spider who?
Spider what everyone says, I like you.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla bacon sandwich for me please.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Moo.
Moo who?
Are you a cow or an owl?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mischa.
Mischa who?
Mischa a lot.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Did you call?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Babylon.
Babylon who?
Babylon if you must.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange shoe.
Orange shoe who?
Orange shoe going to let me in?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Izzy.
Izzy who?
Izzy never going to fit a doorbell?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tinkerbell.
Tinkerbell who?
Tinkerbell would save me having to keep knocking.

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