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Here are more of our really ancient knock knock jokes.

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Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda doctor's orders at the moment.
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and open this door!
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Shirley.
Shirley who?
Shirley you're tired of all these 'Knock, Knock' jokes by now?


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Cats

What has four legs, whiskers, a tail and flies?
A dead cat.

Q. What does the Statue of Liberty stand for?
A. Because it can't sit down.

Mouse

How does a mouse feel after it takes a bath?
Squeaky clean.

Girlfriends

Bob: I call my girlfriend Sugar.
Joe: Why is that?
Bob: Because she's so refined.

Divorce

We decided to get married on Friday the 13th. if things don't work out at least we'll have something to blame the divorce on.

Girlfriends

My girlfriend's cooking is just like a good man, hard to keep down.

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