Knock Knock Jokes - Page 32 - With 12 More Jokes and Funny Stories

Here are more of our really ancient knock knock jokes.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
Amos quito.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jess.
Jess who?
Jess li'l ol' me.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Willa.
Willa who?
Willa present make you happy?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Scot.
Scot who?
Scot nothing to do with you.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Rose.
Rose who?
Rose early one morning.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Justine.
Justine who?
Justine case.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta who?
Herietta banana.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mice.
Mice who?
Mice to meet you.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Guess.
Guess who?
It's you that's supposed to be guessing, not me.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Philippa.
Philippa who?
Philippa bath, I'm covered in mud.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cook.
Cook Who?
Oh, that's the first one I've heard this year.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Colin.
Colin who?
Colin a doctor, I feel really ill.

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