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Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Juliet who?
Juliet me in or not!
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Uruguay!
Uruguay who?
You go Uruguay and I'll go mine!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Jerry!
Jerry who?
Jerry funny, you know perfectly well who it is!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Maura.
Maura who?
Maura less.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cat's purr.
Cat's purr who?
Cat's purr the friendly ghost.
Submitted by: Joey
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ahab.
Ahab who?
Ahab a cold in my nose.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Egon.
Egon who?
Egon toast.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma too early for lunch?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Abyssinia.
Abyssinia who?
Abyssinia very soon.
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Penny!
Penny Who?
Penny For your thoughts!
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