Knock Knock Jokes - Page 28 - With 12 More Jokes and Funny Stories

Here are more of our really ancient knock knock jokes.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't open this door!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ben Hur who?
Ben Hur for over an hour - let me in!

Knock, knock.
Who's there? Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo the deer and the antelopes play?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gopher.
Gopher who?
Who wants to gopher a ride in my car?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hi.
Hi who?
Hi, who are you?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow good, I can't remember.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tamara.
Tamara who?
Tamara is another day.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Penny!
Penny Who?
Penny For your thoughts!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Abyssinia.
Abyssinia who?
Abyssinia very soon.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma too early for lunch?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Egon.
Egon who?
Egon toast.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ahab.
Ahab who?
Ahab a cold in my nose.

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