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Here are more of our really ancient knock knock jokes.

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Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ammonia
Ammonia who?
Ammonia little girl and I can't reach the bell.
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas everyone!
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Carmen.
Carmen who?
Carmen get it!
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jess.
Jess who?
Jess you wait until you open the door.
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lydia.
Lydia who?
Lydia dustbin is loose.
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mabel.
Mabel who?
Mabel isn't working either.
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time - I found you just in time...
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Toby.
Toby who?
Toby or not to be, that is the question.
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
An election is held about every four years.
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Theo.
Theo who?
The Odeon is showing a good film tonight.

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