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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ammonia
Ammonia who?
Ammonia little girl and I can't reach the bell.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas everyone!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Carmen.
Carmen who?
Carmen get it!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jess.
Jess who?
Jess you wait until you open the door.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lydia.
Lydia who?
Lydia dustbin is loose.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mabel.
Mabel who?
Mabel isn't working either.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time - I found you just in time...
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Toby.
Toby who?
Toby or not to be, that is the question.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
An election is held about every four years.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Theo.
Theo who?
The Odeon is showing a good film tonight.
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