Knock Knock Jokes - Page 28

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
White.
White who?
White in the middle of it.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wooden shoe
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to know.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda the table.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bella.
Bella who?
Bella the ball.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gaskill.
Gaskill who?
Gaskills if its not turned off.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce in and we'll tell you.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
That's right.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Micky
Micky who?
Micky won't fit in the lock, that's why I'm knocking.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dummy.
Dummy who?
Dummy a favor and let me in.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Thumping.
Thumping who?
Thumping green and slimy just crawled up your leg.