Knock Knock Jokes - Page 27

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana be alone.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
July.
July who?
July or do you tell the truth?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pear.
Pear who?
Pear of shoes.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Perry.
Perry who?
Perry well, thank you.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sloane.
Sloane who?
Sloanely outside - let me in.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Summer.
Summer who?
Summer good, some are bad.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tarzan.
Tarzan who?
Tarzan stripes forever.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Toto.
Toto who?
Totolly devoted to you.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Vault.
Vault who?
Vaultsing Matilda.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wicked.
Wicked who?
Wicked make beautiful music together.