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Knock Knock Jokes - Page 26
Here are more of our really ancient knock knock jokes.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any biscuits?
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any biscuits?
Submitted by: Joan
Knock knock
Who's there?
Scott
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you.
Who's there?
Scott
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow good asking me.
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow good asking me.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tish
Tish who?
Bless you
Who's there?
Tish
Tish who?
Bless you
Knock Knock
Who's There
Cat
Cat Who
Caterpilla
Who's There
Cat
Cat Who
Caterpilla
Submitted by: Kebab
Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bella!
Bella who?
Bella no ringa, so I knocka!
Who's there?
Bella!
Bella who?
Bella no ringa, so I knocka!
Knock. knock...
Who's there?
Yula...
Yola Who?
Yula pologise for not letting me in staight away when you see who it is!
Who's there?
Yula...
Yola Who?
Yula pologise for not letting me in staight away when you see who it is!
Knock. Knock.
Who's there?
CD's...
CD's Who?
CD's fingers? They're freezing - let me in!
Who's there?
CD's...
CD's Who?
CD's fingers? They're freezing - let me in!
Will you remember me in a month?
Certainly.
Will you remember me in a year?
Of course.
Will you remember me in two years?
Yes.
Will you remember me in three years?
Of course I will!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
See, you've forgotten me already.
Certainly.
Will you remember me in a year?
Of course.
Will you remember me in two years?
Yes.
Will you remember me in three years?
Of course I will!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
See, you've forgotten me already.