Knock Knock Jokes - Page 25

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Soda.
Soda who?
Soda you.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold outside.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Thea.
Thea who?
Thea later, alligator.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Delores.
Delores who?
Delores on the side of the good guys.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dummy.
Dummy who?
Dummy a favor and go away.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Eddie.
Eddie who?
Eddie body home?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
Europe to no good.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Enoch.
Enoch who?
Enoch and Enoch but nobody opens the door.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gino.
Gino who?
Gino me, open the door.