Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey stay or do we go?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Statue.
Statue who?
Statue? This is me.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sizzle.
Sizzle who?
Sizzle hurt me more than it hurts you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bea.
Bea who?
Be a good boy and let me in.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fido.
Fido who?
Fido known you'd be so awkward, I wouldn't have come here to see you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mae.
Mae who?
Mae be I'll tell you if you let me in.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Icon.
Icon who?
Icon make you open the door.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water our chances of winning the lottery?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pig
Pig who?
Pig on someone your own size!
Knock, knock.
Who's there ?
jewel
jewel who?
jewel see better if you open the door
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kisses.
Kisses who?
Kisses your boyfriend here!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
.
Alf, who?
Alf feed the dog while you're away on vacation!