Knock Knock Jokes - Page 22

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Thistle.
Thistle who?
Thistle teach you not to ask stupid questions.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Zeal.
Zeal who?
Zeal it with a kiss.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
One-eye.
One-eye who?
You're the one-eye cannot stand.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
Cows go moo not who.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor good mind not to tell you.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Taylor.
Taylor who?
Taylor I can't make it.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sari.
Sari who?
Sari wrong number.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Isidore.
Isidore who?
Isidore unlocked?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Conan.
Conan who?
Conan the cob.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Miguel.
Miguel who?
Miguel friend says she doen't want to see me anymore.