Knock Knock Jokes - Page 21

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Smee.
Smee who?
Smee, your friend.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Knee.
Knee who?
Kneed you ask?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bernadette.
Bernadette who?
Bernadette my lunch.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Duncan.
Duncan who?
Duncan your doughnut again?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Oslo.
Oslo who?
Oslo down, you're going way too fast.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jewel.
Jewel who?
Jewel be sorry.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Imus.
Imus who?
Imus get in out of the rain.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Crate.
Crate who?
Crate to be here.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hair combs.
Hair combs who?
Hair combs the bride.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Levin.
Levin who?
I'm Levin on a jet plane.