Knock Knock Jokes - Page 17

Knock, knock. Who's there?
Moscow.
Moscow who?
Moscow home real soon.

Knock, knock. Who's there?
Dublin.
Dublin who?
Dublin up with laughter.

Knock, knock. Who's there?
Abba.
Abba who?
Abba'out time you opened this door.

Knock, Knock. Who's there?
Brad.
Brad who?
Brad news I'm afraid.

Knock, Knock. Who's there?
Bruce.
Bruce who?
I Bruce easily, so please don't hit me.

Knock, Knock. Who's there?
Carrie.
Carrie who?
Carrie me home please, I'm very tired.

Knock, Knock. Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come out to play.

Knock, Knock. Who's there?
Celeste.
Celeste who?
Celeste time I'm going to lend you money.

Knock, Knock. Who's there?
Chair.
Chair who?
Chair you go again, asking more questions.

Knock, Knock. Who's there?
Zinc.
Zinc who?
Zinc I must have the wrong address, sorry.