Knock Knock Jokes - Page 14

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Don.
Don who?
Don take me for granted.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Emmett.
Emmett who?
Emmett the front door, not the back one.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Guthrie.
Guthrie who?
Guthrie cream cakes in my hand.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Vincent.
Vincent who?
Vincent me here.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike'n see you through the keyhole.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bjorn.
Bjorn who?
Bjorn free.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Albert.
Albert who?
Albert you'll never be able to guess who I am.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Al.
Al who?
Al be seeing you.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Adair.
Adair who?
Adair you to open this door.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Viola.
Viola who?
Viola sudden you don't want to know me?