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Knock Knock Jokes - Page 13 - With 12 More Jokes and Funny Stories
Here are more of our really ancient knock knock jokes.
This is page 13 of 40. Showing jokes 145 to 156
Knock, knock. Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come out to play.
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come out to play.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
Carrie.
Carrie who?
Carrie me home please, I'm very tired.
Carrie.
Carrie who?
Carrie me home please, I'm very tired.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
Bruce.
Bruce who?
I Bruce easily, so please don't hit me.
Bruce.
Bruce who?
I Bruce easily, so please don't hit me.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
Brad.
Brad who?
Brad news I'm afraid.
Brad.
Brad who?
Brad news I'm afraid.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
Abba.
Abba who?
Abba'out time you opened this door.
Abba.
Abba who?
Abba'out time you opened this door.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
Dublin.
Dublin who?
Dublin up with laughter.
Dublin.
Dublin who?
Dublin up with laughter.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
Moscow.
Moscow who?
Moscow home real soon.
Moscow.
Moscow who?
Moscow home real soon.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
Termite.
Termite who?
Termite's the night!
Termite.
Termite who?
Termite's the night!
Knock, knock. Who's there?
Smee.
Smee who?
Smee, your friend.
Smee.
Smee who?
Smee, your friend.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard, who?
Howard I know?
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard, who?
Howard I know?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie versary.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie versary.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nona.
It's Nona who?
It's Nona your business.
Who's there?
Nona.
It's Nona who?
It's Nona your business.