Knock Knock Jokes - Page 12

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joan.
Joan who?
Joan call us, we'll call you.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Isadore.
Isadore who?
Isadore fitted correctly?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Elly.
Elly who?
Ellymentary, my dear Watson.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dawn.
Dawn who?
Dawn go doing anything I wouldn't do.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anya.
Anya who?
Anya best behavior or else.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annabel
Annabel who?
Annabel would be a useful thing to fit on this door.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue guessed yet?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow joke standing out here in the cold.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Budapest.
Budapest who?
You're nothing Budapest.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Colin.
Colin who?
Colin round to see you.