Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Duncan.
Duncan who?
Duncan your doughnut again?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bernadette.
Bernadette who?
Bernadette my lunch.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Knee.
Knee who?
Kneed you ask?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Smee.
Smee who?
Smee, your friend.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Almond.
Almond who?
Almond the side of the law.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Moose.
Moose who?
Moose you keep asking so many questions?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Danielle.
Danielle who?
Danielle at me, it's not my fault.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anne.
Anne who?
Anne apple just landed on my head.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Abbey.
Abbey who?
Abbey stung me on the nose.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bed.
Bed who?
Bed you can't guess who I am.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bacon a cake for your birthday.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Adair.
Adair who?
Adair once, but I'm completely bald now.