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What did the archaeologist say to the Egyptian mummy?
I really dig you.
I really dig you.
What did the pork chop say to the steak?
Nice to meat you.
Nice to meat you.
Why are adults boring?
Because they're groan-ups.
Because they're groan-ups.
Who was the cleanest President of the USA?
George Washingmachine.
George Washingmachine.
Why makes the tower of Pisa lean?
It never eats.
It never eats.
Do mountains have ears?
Yes, they have mountaineers.
Yes, they have mountaineers.
Why do bananas not snore?
They don't want to wake the rest of the bunch.
They don't want to wake the rest of the bunch.
What did the cookies say to the almonds?
You're nuts and we're crackers
You're nuts and we're crackers
Why should you never play cards in the jungle?
Because it's full of cheetahs.
Because it's full of cheetahs.
I was going to tell you a joke about butter - but you would only spread it around.
What did the tablecloth say to the table?
Don't make any moves, I've got you covered.
Don't make any moves, I've got you covered.
I was going to tell you a funny story about a brick wall, but I'd better not - you might never get over it.