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Where would you go if you wanted to weigh a whale?
To the whale way station!
To the whale way station!
What happens to a banana when it spends too long sunbathing?
It starts to peel.
It starts to peel.
What do sea monsters like to have as a snack?
Potato ships.
Potato ships.
What kind of house is easy to lift?
A lighthouse.
A lighthouse.
What kind of dance does a tin opener do?
The can-can.
The can-can.
What is a crocodile's favorite card game?
Snap.
Snap.
Who sits on the sea bed and laughs?
A merrymaid.
A merrymaid.
How do you start a jelly race?
You say, "Get set."
You say, "Get set."
Why did the baby strawberry cry?
Because his parents were in a jam.
Because his parents were in a jam.
If you are in the jungle and you have a headache, why can't you take an asprin for it?
Because the parrots eat 'em all.
Because the parrots eat 'em all.
Joe: Where does the new kid come from?
Mary: Alaska.
Joe: Never mind, I'll ask her myself.
Mary: Alaska.
Joe: Never mind, I'll ask her myself.
What do you do when a lemon gets hurt?
Give it lemon-aid.
Give it lemon-aid.