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What do cats like on their hot dogs?
Mouse-tard.
What is scarier than the outside of a haunted house?
The inside!
Which type of pet is the noisiest?
A trumpet!
Where did the dog leave his car when he went shopping?
In a barking lot.
What kind of pets like to lay around the house all day?
Car-pets!
How do you make a hot dog stand?
Take away its chair.
What did the balloon say to the pin?
'Hi, buster!'
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest.
Where does a ship go when it's feeling ill?
To the dock.
Which parts of a car are the laziest?
The wheels. They are always tired.
What does a cat like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.
What did the letter say to the stamp?
You stick with me, and together, we'll go places.

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