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Jokes For Children


Here is our selection of jokes and funny stories for children. There are 143 jokes in this category.
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Jokes For Children
Where would you go if you wanted to weigh a whale?
To the the whale way station!
Jokes For Children
Which large ape is very smelly?
King Pong.
Jokes For Children
How do fish get to school?
They go by octobus.
Jokes For Children
Who has large antlers, has a high voice and always wears white gloves?
Mickey Moose.
Jokes For Children
What did the rake say to the garden hoe?
Hi, hoe!
Jokes For Children
How do fleas go on vacation?
They itchhike.
Jokes For Children
What kind of bulbs should you never water?
Light bulbs.
Jokes For Children
What do you give to an injured bird?
Tweetment.
Submitted by: Karen
Jokes For Children
Why are fish easy to weigh?
Because they have their own scales.
Jokes For Children
What did the digital clock say to its mother?
Look Ma, no hands!

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