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Jokes For Children
Who was the first underwater spy?
James Pond.
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What goes zzub zzub?
A bee flying backwards.
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What key went to college?
A Yale.
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Who makes suits and eats spinach?
Popeye the Tailorman.
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Q: What did they award the man that invented the door knocker?
A: The No-bell Prize.
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A cucumber and a tomato meet in a saladbar.
Cucumber: Gee, how come you look so red?
Tomato: I saw the salad dressing.
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Q: How many ears does Mr. Spock have?
A: 3. A Left Ear, a Right Ear, and a Final Front Ear!
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What did the parakeet say when he finished shopping?
Just put it on my bill.
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How does Batman's wife call him for dinner?
Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner - Batman!
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There was an English man a Irish man and a Scottish man. They went to a funfair and they all wanted to go on a magic slide. So when they got there, the man said whatever you say going down the slide you will land in, so the English man went down and said Gold. Then the Scottish man went down and said Silver, then the irish man went down but wasn't listening so went down and said weeeeeeee and landed in a pot of wee!!! Ha ha Ha Boom Boom
Submitted by: Rosie,Emzie and Dannie

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