Jokes For Children - 6

Why do bananas never get lonely?
Because they hang around in bunches.

George: Mum, can I go and play in the park?
Mother: With those old jeans and t-shirt?
George: No, with my friends who live across the road.

Grandmother: Now William, be a good boy and eat your spinach. It will put some colour in your cheeks.
William: But I don't want to have green cheeks.

Boy: Can you change twenty pence for me?
Father: Yeah, that's no problem.
Boy: Good. Change it to fifty pence please.

Mother: Oh dear, I can hear your baby brother crying. I guess that he needs changing.
Lucy: Well if you're going to change him, can you change him for a puppy?

What kind of ghost is very useful in the kitchen?
A recipe spook.

Where do fish wash?
In a river basin.

How did your mom know that you didn't wash your face?
I forgot to wet the soap.

Which type of dog can tell the time?
A watchdog.

What did the bicycle call its father?
Pop-cycle.