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Jane: Where do you bathe?
Billy: In the spring.
Jane: I said where, not when.
Why don't bananas ever feel lonely?
Because they go around in bunches.
Where does Blackbeard the Pirate hide his treasure chest?
Underneath his treasure shirt.
Submitted by: Brian
What item is usually bought by the metre, yet is worn by the foot?
A carpet.
Why was the centipede dropped from the soccer team?
It took him too long to put his boots on.
What gets bigger the more you take away?
A hole in the ground.
How do you make a bandstand?
Take their chairs away.
What can run all day and never get tired?
Water.
What did one insect say to the other?
Stop bugging me.
Who steal soap and towels from the bathroom?
Robber ducks.
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