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Jokes For Children
Jane: Where do you bathe?
Billy: In the spring.
Jane: I said where, not when.
Jokes For Children
Why don't bananas ever feel lonely?
Because they go around in bunches.
Jokes For Children
Where does Blackbeard the Pirate hide his treasure chest?
Underneath his treasure shirt.
Submitted by: Brian
Jokes For Children
What item is usually bought by the metre, yet is worn by the foot?
A carpet.
Jokes For Children
Why was the centipede dropped from the soccer team?
It took him too long to put his boots on.
Jokes For Children
What gets bigger the more you take away?
A hole in the ground.
Jokes For Children
How do you make a bandstand?
Take their chairs away.
Jokes For Children
What can run all day and never get tired?
Water.
Jokes For Children
What did one insect say to the other?
Stop bugging me.
Jokes For Children
Who steal soap and towels from the bathroom?
Robber ducks.

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