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Jokes For Children
What gets bigger the more you take away?
A hole in the ground.
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How do you make a bandstand?
Take their chairs away.
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What can run all day and never get tired?
Water.
Jokes For Children
What did one insect say to the other?
Stop bugging me.
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Who steal soap and towels from the bathroom?
Robber ducks.
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Why do bananas never get lonely?
Because they hang around in bunches.
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George: Mum, can I go and play in the park?
Mother: With those old jeans and t-shirt?
George: No, with my friends who live across the road.
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Grandmother: Now William, be a good boy and eat your spinach. It will put some colour in your cheeks.
William: But I don't want to have green cheeks.
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Boy: Can you change twenty pence for me?
Father: Yeah, that's no problem.
Boy: Good. Change it to fifty pence please.
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Mother: Oh dear, I can hear your baby brother crying. I guess that he needs changing.
Lucy: Well if you're going to change him, can you change him for a puppy?

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