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Jokes For Children
Which type of pet is the noisiest?
A trumpet!
Jokes For Children
What is scarier than the outside of a haunted house?
The inside!
Jokes For Children
What do cats like on their hot dogs?
Mouse-tard.
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What is a baby dog's favorite drink?
Pupsi-Cola.
Jokes For Children
What animal likes a leap year?
A kangaroo.
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Jane: Where do you bathe?
Billy: In the spring.
Jane: I said where, not when.
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Why don't bananas ever feel lonely?
Because they go around in bunches.
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Where does Blackbeard the Pirate hide his treasure chest?
Underneath his treasure shirt.
Submitted by: Brian
Jokes For Children
What item is usually bought by the metre, yet is worn by the foot?
A carpet.
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Why was the centipede dropped from the soccer team?
It took him too long to put his boots on.

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