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Which famous Roman general always had colds?
Julius Sneezer!
Julius Sneezer!
What is sweet and sticky and stops traffic?
A traffic jam.
A traffic jam.
Submitted by: Mary
What do you call a train loaded with toffee?
A chew chew train.
A chew chew train.
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
Where's Pop Corn?
Where's Pop Corn?
Why was the crab sent to jail?
Because he kept pinching things.
Because he kept pinching things.
What do fir trees do when they are sad?
They pine a lot.
They pine a lot.
What did the letter say to the stamp?
You stick with me and together we'll go places.
You stick with me and together we'll go places.
What does a cat like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.
Mice Krispies.
Which parts of a car are the laziest?
The wheels. They are always tired.
The wheels. They are always tired.
Where does a ship go when it's feeling ill?
To the dock.
To the dock.