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Jokes For Children
What do fir trees do when they are sad?
They pine a lot.
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What did the letter say to the stamp?
You stick with me and together we'll go places.
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What does a cat like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.
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Which parts of a car are the laziest?
The wheels. They are always tired.
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Where does a ship go when it's feeling ill?
To the dock.
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What did the policeman say to his belly-button?
You're under a vest.
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What did the balloon say to the pin?
'Hi, buster!'
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How do you make a hot dog stand?
Take away its chair.
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What kind of pets like to lay around the house all day?
Car-pets!
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Where did the dog leave his car when he went shopping?
In a barking lot.

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