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Jokes For Children
What kind of shoes are made from banana skins?
Slippers.
Jokes For Children
Why is an old car like a baby?
Because it always has a rattle.
Jokes For Children
What did the big candle say to the little candle?
You're pretty bright for such a little guy!
Jokes For Children
Why is a book like a king?
Because they both have pages.
Jokes For Children
Where do rabbits go after they get married?
On their bunnymoon!
Jokes For Children
At what time of year do bedbugs like to get married?
In the spring.
Jokes For Children
What type of vegetables do plumbers fix?
Leeks.
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What type of trains do ballet dancers ride?
Tutu trains.
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What did a bolt of lightning say to another one?
You really are shocking!
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What colors would you paint the sun and the wind?
The sun rose and the wind blue.

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