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Jokes For Children
How many ears has Captain Kirk got?
Three - his left ear, his right ear, and the final frontier!
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What time is it when a chinaman goes to the dentist?
Two-thirty (Tooth hurty).
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Teacher to pupils One Of the most important documents in English history was the Magna Carta. Now, does anyone know where it was signed?
Pupil: At the bottom, Miss?
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Name the bees' favourite pop star.
Sting.
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And now spell mousetrap in three letters.
C, A, T
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What did the shy traffic light say to the motorist?
Don't look now - I'm changing!
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What does a caterpillar do every 1st of January?
He turns over a new leaf.
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What did the scarf say to the hat?
You go on ahead and I'll just hang around.
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Why did the human cannon ball consider himself a failure?
Because he was always being fired.
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We all know why the chicken crossed the road (for some reason, I'm sure), and the turkey crossed the road because it was the chicken's day off, but do you know why the hedgehog crossed the road?
To join his flat mates.

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