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Jokes For Children
What did the shy traffic light say to the motorist?
Don't look now - I'm changing!
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What does a caterpillar do every 1st of January?
He turns over a new leaf.
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What did the scarf say to the hat?
You go on ahead and I'll just hang around.
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Why did the human cannon ball consider himself a failure?
Because he was always being fired.
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We all know why the chicken crossed the road (for some reason, I'm sure), and the turkey crossed the road because it was the chicken's day off, but do you know why the hedgehog crossed the road?
To join his flat mates.
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How do you make a Swiss roll?
Push him off the mountain.
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Boy to girl: Wow! You look like a million dollars.
Girl: Do you really think so?
Boy: Yes, you're all green and wrinkly.
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Highway man to traveller: Your money or your life!
Traveller: Take my life, I'm saving up.

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