Did You Hear About?
Did you hear about the man who works in the watch factory?
He just stands around and makes faces all day. Ghosts
This butler came running into the master's room. He said, 'Sir, there's a ghost outside in the corridor. What shall I do?'
The master said, 'Tell him I can't see him. Insults
Your inferiority complex is fully justified.Idiots
George: Did you hear about the idiot who always answers "no" when he is asked a question?
Fred: No.Teenagers
There's no fool like an old fool, but some teenagers can offer some pretty stiff competition.One-Liners
How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you are on. Men
He is so small they offered him a job in a piggy bank. Girlfriends
She has the face of a professional lemon taster.