Cows
What country do cows love to visit for their vacation?
Moo Zealand.What Is?
What is round, white, and laughs a lot?
A tickled onion.Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you.Old Age
The older you get, the further it was to walk to school when you were a child.What Is?
What is a successful perfume called?
A best smeller. Economists
An economist is a person who can explain clearly what he does not understand.Christmas
What did the big Christmas cracker say to the little cracker?
My pop is bigger than yours. Doctors
Doctor, Doctor, my wooden leg is causing me a lot of pain.
Why is that?
My wife keeps hitting me over the head with it.